Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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