I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
