I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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