the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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