Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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