ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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