some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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