their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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