I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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