i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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