I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
