He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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