Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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