I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
His nipple licking is glorious
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