what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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