Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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