you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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