Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
