Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
The struggles of a small town man whore
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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