look no pants
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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