UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm too high and old for this...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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