thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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