Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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