i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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