u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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