There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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