All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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