Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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