R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize