Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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