I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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