i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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