the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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