you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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