Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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