I need help removing her.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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