I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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