O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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