I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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