Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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