I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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