Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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