Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He shit in the fireplace
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
