i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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