Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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