I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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