the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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