He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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