nut hugger
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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