Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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