I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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