glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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