The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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