I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize